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Barberism

The origin of barbers, Lord Barber the first and his best friend prince barberith created the barbershop temple and many joined the community and theres still many more to this day.
barberism- my dog is addicted to barberism
by Sir barberith ||| May 24, 2022
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Barber

Living avatars of deception and evil whom you will ask for just a clean up and they will proceed to destroy your current hairstyle. Go to a hairdresser next time.
Kevin:I went to my barber and he destroyed my shit, spent the whole summer growing it out too.

Bob:never trust a barber man.
by Beesofbag September 3, 2022
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Barber

A Kentish slang term for an annoying person normally in a position of authority who is a bit mad and sings whilst they walk along with nothing useful to do. When they speak it makes no sense at all and sounds like they are just repeating the word "Barber" over and over again. for example "Hello you, Barber barber barber barber?" to which the reply is normally "pardon, what are you on about?"

Can also be used when you are interfered with or your life is made more difficult by the "Barber" in question.

For example "How your day going mate?" "Was going fine until that idiot interfered, ive been properly barbered!!!"
That guy over there is a real interfering idiot, he's a right old Barber!

The day was going really well until I got barbered.....

Crashed my car the other day, was pulling out of a junction and the bloke coming the other way barbered me....
by The Man of Kent March 5, 2024
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barber sarah

barber sarah is a fictional character in urban dictionary

written by sqa_p on youtube
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by sqa_p January 18, 2022
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barbers treatment

You and your barber touching eatch others dicks.
"Do you guys do the barbers treatment"
"Yeah son we booling"
by Asikxd December 11, 2016
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Pulling a barber

When someone is in the act of a foot chase, and that person falsely starts before the mark go, that person is pulling a barber
He/ she started before the make go- that person is pulling a barber
by Blueman194 November 5, 2020
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Washing The Barber

Licking the pubes of your sexual partner straight after they have given them a trim. Also known as "hair balling".
"Man, I was washing the barber with this girl and she hadn't washed. I choked on all the hair, I was totally hair balling!"
by James Jameson The Third February 20, 2013
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