back door santa claus

next to impossible spare while playing video bowling

7-10 split and as the ball careens down the lane, in order to encourage the ball to get the spare you say "back door santa claus"

by dtanger22 August 7, 2010

Back Door Barista

The practice of drinking coffee from the rectum of a person that has taken a coffee enema.

She used the last of the coffee for her enema so I had to use the back door barista.

by Sketchy1313 February 8, 2025

back door feltchers

A person of low morals and values, that will berate you to their friends and on sites like this. And you end up finding out from there so called mates.

Person:1 -Hay you would not believe the shit those back door feltchers say about you when your not around.

Person:2 -Why would I believe you.

Person:1 - Well have a look at this site and see what your friends really think of you.

Person:2- Get over yourselves.

by Who would have thought!! May 22, 2012

Stinky Back Door Chris

A Stinky Back Door Chris or well know was the (Stinkus Doorlilous Christopher) is a creature that lives in the shadows of your room and under your bed.

Girl: OMG THE STINKY BACK DOOR CHRIS VISITED ME LAST NIGHT WHAT DO I DO?!
Girl 2: I don't know just sleep on the couch ig

by Chiloh White April 22, 2022

Back Door Gate Keeper

A person or person's who stands guard of there back door but secretly wants to find a good fitting key.

it seemed it was a case of a 'back door gate keeper' when questioned about there sexual preferance

by Major Rummy January 15, 2010

Back Door Mercado

When you connect enough restaurant straws to boof yourself!

When Frank couldn’t find anyone boof him at after hours, he had to resort to the back door Mercado to get the job done.

by TrashmanB September 4, 2023

back door breeze

While eating ass the partner breaks wind "Farting" To cool the giver down "Ass licker"

Sexually; She gave him the back door breeze.

by Name stain August 10, 2024