when you first meet Brendan, he’s the sweetest, sexiest, funniest person you’ll ever meet and then you’ll end up falling in love with him and then he will fall in love with you and you’ll both date and have the greatest sex ever and be the happiest couple but then time will go by and he won’t give you any attention anymore and talk to other girls, probably even cheat on you and then have the audacity to break up with you and tell people you cheated on him! which never will be true because Brendan is insecure and has always wanted to play the victim. The name “Brendan” can also be interchangeable to the term “asshole.” Anyone who does find a Brendan be careful cuz they’re fast to switch up! Although the sex is great the only thing that’s bigger than his dick is his ego.
Guy 1 : yo you see that guy emotionally and mentally abusing that girl over there?
Guy 2: oh come on man! Don’t you know? that’s egotistical Brendan
Guy 2: oh come on man! Don’t you know? that’s egotistical Brendan
by Clee torris September 6, 2022
Get the Brendanmug. The slimiest, greasiest don
man: oh i’m sorry that your locked out of your house but i’m with my girlfriend sooo
other man: ahh mate don’t be a Brendan
other man: ahh mate don’t be a Brendan
by Djamila November 7, 2020
Get the Brendanmug. Brendan is the literal GOD of sex. The male version of aphrodite. He is one of the sexiest man alive and is a must do in bed. His cock is the biggest compared to everyone else. He will fufill your wildest dreams.
Person 1 "OMG I had Brendan in bed last night and it was AMAZING"
Person 2 "Your so lucky to sleep with him, I'm going to try tonight"
Person 1 "To late, I already asked him."
Person 2 "Your so lucky to sleep with him, I'm going to try tonight"
Person 1 "To late, I already asked him."
by The know it all guy March 21, 2022
Get the Brendanmug. by uzqx January 1, 2023
Get the Brendan the furrymug. 
Too sexy best person ever Lick me until my face falls off. littest man best drummer can get victory royale easy on solo and can screw a dood up if needed wants to be in UFC and can play baseball almost as good as his drums
by littest man ever #straitfire May 9, 2018
Get the joey brendanmug. Very autistic, depressed but he is very outgoing , funny, also love hungry (wink wink girls) this crazy combo makes him very good... such wow!!!!
Brendan stop being autsistic
by THOTSLAYER9000 October 2, 2018
Get the Brendanmug.