Bicycle

AKA discord user "RealMax". The walking form of swag, as awesome as they come. The realist of the real ones. A true inspiration to society.

"Wow dude! Almost a bicycle-level brain you got there."

"What in bicycles name?"

by Novaphobia September 25, 2021

Polish bicycle ride

Going home with one of the few promiscuous women that frequent the Cedar Tavern or other small Polish town bar, and proceeding to have sexual coitus. Also, see village bicycle.

I stopped into to the tavern for a few pints, ended up drinking all night and decided to go for a Polish bicycle ride.

by TheWinedOne June 17, 2021

dirty bicycle

When the girl is riding you like a bicycle and a dog comes to sniff both assholes

Dog get out of here this is turning into a Dirty Bicycle

by _V._ January 7, 2018

Orange bicycle

While you’re working, somebody pinches your bicycle, rides it to your house and bangs your missus.

Mad as the other day, finished work to find somebody had done the orange bicycle to me.

by Dutchy247 January 30, 2020

The meat bicycle

The male gets on a shoulder stand pose while the female balances herself with her feet on his. With a bicycle like movement she lowers herself to insert the penis into her vagina and cycle her legs, making the two constantly fuck like a meat bicycle.

My girlfriend and I did the meat bicycle in bed, what a workout.

by steve33 January 18, 2020

Motor-bicycle

A regular (not motorized) bicycle that looks like a chopper (type of motorcycle).

A: Man, take a look at that thing. What the hell is is?

B: Looks lika motorcycle without the engine.
A: Yeah, its a motor-bicycle.
B: For damn sure.

by jauntyjackalope June 4, 2010

Town Bicycle

A very promiscuous woman. The term’s metaphorical meaning is “because everyone in town gets a ride.”

He was traumatized to learn that his wife was a town bicycle in her high school days.

by Cool one 860 July 23, 2025