Ahmed

A dude who cannot think straight but is determined in a way that auuuuuugh

ahmed funny

by Abdaleleleleleleleleleelellfun May 10, 2022

Ahmed

massive coc bred for wild Juliana's

The Ahmed confidently bummed the wild Juliana

by Bred6 September 15, 2021

ahmming

"Chillin', maxin'; relaxin' all cool" with a rural twist

"Hey Jeb, what are you doing today?"
"Oh, I'm just ahmming on the porch as I wait on my candles to finish drying and on my son to bring the cart back from the smithy."

by The Lol's of Loljk September 6, 2011

Ahmed

Guy who belongs in Max's basement to be sold cheap

The cops collected all Ahmed's to put them in Max's basement

by skadksdada March 9, 2022

Ahmed

He is a gay loser. Never communicate with any ahmed because he will talk like a simp. His hair is fucking shit

In conclusion kill all Ahmeds

Person 1: Look Ahmed is here

Person : 0_0

by aaa_b_aaa February 1, 2020

Ahmed

ahmed is slang for someone that engages in casual homosexuality.

omg yk that new guy in class? he’s so ahmed

by sambuch June 2, 2025

Sid ahmed

very generous and caring, always ready to help. His biggest flaw is selfish attitude that can lead to his fall. Always have sid ahmed with you, hide him in your pocket or put him in your bag-pack. Very handy guy. he was absolutely perfect.generally he is kind, gentle and funny and he had the ability to make his girl smile like an idiot. He is so intelligent and kinda reserved and always teasiin and bullier. You can lways feel so safe and happy being with him and it was just impossibly easy. he has the prettiest hair and the most mysterious and mischievous eyes that you would always get butterflies looking into.

Hey sid ahmed
Hey sidou

by Armliz November 21, 2021