October 5th

National get yo money up not your funny up day

Person 1: bro I’m broke as a joke

Person 2: bro what day is it today

Person 1: October 5th
Person 2: ye get yo money up not your funny up

by Its_Clxmps-_- October 3, 2021

August 5th

Beat the shit out of your sister.

Hey its August 5th imma go beat my sister to death.

by saturnXD August 5, 2022

November 5th

National ask your crush out day. Don't be stoopid and overthink it, chances are they feel the same way :)

Yo, silly goose, it's November 5th, are you finally gonna confess your feelings for croissant?

by Silly goose November 4, 2021

November 5th

November 5th is the day when you go up to your crush, or someone you kinda like but not sure, and tell them!

You: is it November 5th?
Me: yeah it is! Go confess!

by A cute little tootsie roll November 2, 2020

February 5th

every bad bitch was born on this day

Person 1: damn she finee

Person 2: was she born on February 5th?

Person 1: uh no

Person 2: then she not all that…

by zero_was_hooked January 16, 2022

January 5th

This day is for people who get dodged on there birthday.

Guy: we hanging for my birthday

Girl: It’s January 5th right

Guy: ya

Girl: Nah

by Blake Dunn October 30, 2019

Feb 5th

Act like ur bestie day

Girl 1: hey it’s feb 5th

Girl 2: yh so

Girl 1: so act like me

by Bigdaddymoan13 February 5, 2022