3rd base

head or a hanjob

Dude, your a fucking pussy. It's been a month and u still haven't got to 3rd base yet

by StL May 3, 2004

December 3rd

The day where you give your crush a fist bump or a hug

Ophelia: *gives joe mama a hug and fist bump*
Joe mama: why’d u do that

Ophelia:bc it’s December 3rd

by chloepotter8 December 2, 2019

October 3rd

National tell your crush you like them day

Tell him it’s October 3rd!

by Lxxlee September 20, 2021

August 3rd

People born on this day have massive cocks, their dick energy is off the charts.

Shante has a massive cock, she must have been born on august 3rd.

by redbulldaddy January 11, 2022

October 3rd

Global Astolfo Day (the femboy not the other guy lmao) a day where every homosexual and heterosexual male must offer his sperm to the femboy and warrior astolfo

“Hey Brian it’s Global Astolfo Day today (October 3rd)”
“Fuck you Ayden”
“Damn”

by Cozmareth April 11, 2022

November 3rd

the day after November 2nd when the tallest friends get to step on their shorter friends that slapped them

Diana slapped Abbie today. She has no idea what’s coming on November 3rd.

by boba sucker November 2, 2019

April 3rd

The INTERNATIONAL HOLIDAY OF Hayley Kiyoko aka Lesbian Jesus’s Birthday; Prefered Term: Merry Lesmas,

One of Lesbian Jesus’s Desciples: ITS APRIL 3rd!! MERRY LESMAS AND HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MY LESBIAN JESUS HAYLEY KIYOKO!!

by HK101 May 23, 2018