urban dickhead

somebody who puts their name in urban dictionary with a bunch of bullshit compliments.
bro this definition is such an urban dickhead move
by le phonk November 3, 2020
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Wench Dickhead

1. NOUN. A stupid woman using no logic in her thoughts, words, ideas, or actions.

2. ADJECTIVE. Used to describe a women's thoughts which are devoid of any logic.

ORIGIN: One night, my family brought up how bad the movie "The Blair Witch Project" was. My mom said," The lady's at work said it was good..." "Yeah, you and your WENCH...(PAUSES AND LOOKS AROUND SEARCHING FOR A WORD) DICKHEAD ladies at work..." Added my dad.
EX. 1) Nikki let Karissa go home early from work at the dinner, but Nikki told Karissa she could leave like 7 minutes after her parents had finished eating and left the restaurant, and Nikki KNEW Karissa's parents were there...so Karissa's parents had to turn around and pick Karissa up from the restaurant. Nikki is a total wench dickhead.

Ex. 2) With all the catty girls and favoritism bullshit going on, this place is definitely turning more and more into a wench dick head fest.
by thetrophyone October 10, 2011
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Dickhead Lizzard

A person or group of people that are affected by the sun. For some reason when the sun is shining it spurs people to become giant assholes, beep at people with their cars and procede to remove all clothing save for socks.

The word is formed from the words "Dickhead" meaning "Dickhead" and Lizzard, due to lizzards getting their energy from the sun.
Dickhead Lizzard - "aaaa boooohhh, am gun beep yhu wit mah car an drive awai!!!!!!"

Padestrian - "SUCK A CHODE YOU DICKHEAD LIZZARD!"
by Dove For Men Deoderant. May 11, 2011
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Fucking dickhead

A person who makes bad decisions because they’ve maybe got a couple screws loose but are loved dearly because they’re amazing and mean well most of the time
You’re such a fucking dickhead ❤️
by AntisocialSociopath May 31, 2019
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Digital Dickhead

Someone who spends lots of time on there computer ignore other people around them!
She was sat on her computer and i call her a digital dickhead
by sghawkins May 18, 2009
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dickhead soup

Term for what is consumed by an individual who goes down on a woman after a man has ejaculated in her vagina. Similar in meaning to sloppy seconds.
Bill likes to eat pussy, and he had no idea Laurie had been with Pete that same evening; I hope he enjoyed the dickhead soup.
by Rod Brock May 22, 2006
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SE Dickhead

When some abruptly imposes their sexuality on other people by shoe horning in grimy details about their sex life. SE stands for Sexuality Enforcement.
Sarah: Did you see the news today?
Alice: Yes. I'm going to jump Bryn's bones when I get home tonight.
Sarah: Ok. I got some nice candles the other day.
Alice: I like it when Bryn drips hot candle wax on me. It turns me on.
Sarah: I think I left the oven on. See you later.

Sarah thinks to herself as she leaves: That Alice is a fucking SE Dickhead!
by Meathook Mike June 17, 2014
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