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Back-Alley Bandit

A back-alley bandit is anyone who does dirt to their friends in the game, deals with certified snitches (thereby fucking everybody's money up in the long run), or otherwise lies to, cheats, or steals from their friends. One can immediately gain the title of back-alley bandit by doing any of the following : working with OR for the police to hem someone else up, jacking someone who you call a friend, or cutting dope to the point of it being worthless and selling it to your kinfolk.
Man, Don used to be a solid ass cat, but after my lawyer gave me my discovery and I found out he snitched on me, he won't never be anything but a back-alley bandit to me.
by randomlouisiana February 15, 2014
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back row baller

student that sits in the back row of lecture and does other homework, texts, eats, or anything other than paying attention to what's going on. Does better than you in the class.
student 1: "Yooo check out that chick sitting all the way in the back of lecture with her ipod and aviators"

student 2: "Yeah, and she beat the class average on that exam by like 30 points"

student 1: "She's a back row baller, fer sure."
by laxgal12 February 24, 2009
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back o beyond

The heavily forested area of the game map of San Andreas.

This area has little to no man made features, full of trees and generally foggy.

Because of this- the forest has been associated with myths and creatures, such as bigfoot.

Also, it's the scariest fucking place in the game.
Back o Beyond is the scariest place in the state of San Andreas!
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Back-in-the-second-grade

An all-encompassing word/phrase which is mainly used to describe something that took place in second grade of elementary school typically with some chums. Also rarely used with a severely negative connotation and can even be derogatory when used against a small person or a dog to describe male genitalia.
Boy fine dine doe #1: yo remember when we flipped off our rabid a** teacher and Shem back flipped off the meatloaf in homeroom?

Boy slick nasty wit it #2: yooooo!! That was totally back-in-the-second-grade!!!!

Boy fine dine doe #2: OMG OMG LOML I’m such a lumpy weeeeeeen! That was definitely back-in-the-second-grade!
by Bro Jake March 16, 2023
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Back door Prowler

Proper Noun.

A gay man who trolls around unsuspecting straight men looking for back-door action.
Tom is such a back door prowler, he creepily eyes all the dudes at the bar and hits on them.
by mainah December 20, 2012
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Double backed beast

A euphemism for coitus. This form is more common in popular culture than the original two backed beast. Predates Shakespeare.
Double backed beast... "These two did oftentimes do the two-backed beast together, joyfully rubbing and frotting their bacon 'gainst one another, in so far, that at last she became great with child of a fair son, and went with him unto the eleventh month; for so long, yea longer, may a woman carry her great belly, especially when it is some masterpiece of nature, and a person predestinated to the performance, in his due time, of great exploits."
François Rabelais (c. 1494 - 1553)
"Gargantua and Pantagruel"
by banquo_lives January 11, 2009
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sacked in the back field

She finna get sacked in the back field, deadass timbs b
by Whomst October 28, 2017
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