crotch monster

A bigfoot for your balls. a quite pleasing for a gamer name

The crotch monster is prepared to take you

by your old gradmother December 9, 2019

Lock Ness Monster

Humorous reference to Al Capone or any of da other evil 'n' ferocious Godfather-goons of da Prohibition era whom Da Great Elliott wanted to secure in a prison cell with da turn of a key.

Da term "Lock Ness Monster" could also work in reverse, and refer to how da assorted mobsters viewed da renegade "Treasury Man" for his relentless pursuit of them and his efforts to curtail their personal freedom.

by QuacksO November 6, 2022

mud monster

when you have so much fun that you wouldn’t notice if you were covered in shit.

may we all be mud monsters

by DefinitelyCoveredinShit September 17, 2021

monster plus

An extension of the cheapest cocktail jug available in spoons, the Monster Reef.

Clearly the monster reef is for fags, but when it becomes the monster plus, with the addition of 2 extra vodkas it is quite acceptable.

"fuckin don't get a fuckin monster reef mate, at least mate it a monster plus"

by Jonty September 8, 2004

Buttface river monster

A really annoying person

Yo that kid is a buttface river monster

by Iamcool3637 August 13, 2019

Monster Mop

A Monster Mop is a ugly chick you keep on the side to help you clean up all your messes. She won't mind.

I messed up again but luckily i still got the monster mop.

by anonymous June 19, 2023

The No-Neck Monster

nickname from the Democratic Party for Dr. Sununu

The No-Neck Monster raised taxes like a liberal during the George H. W. Bush administration.

by Coop Dupe December 1, 2022