Paul Montano

Whenever this kid comes to your house it is a completely accurate representation of the "my mom said I can play" kid, then proceeds to download multiple viruses and eat all over your setup.

fuck the drain is clogged, we have to get the paul montano (clump of semen, pubes, and hardened lotion in the shower drain after excessive shower masturbation) out.

by PaulLicksBalls69 December 26, 2021

John-Paul

a very funny person and great to be around. all the girls love a John-Paul. he is quiet when you first meet him but once you get know him, hes funny, talented, and hot. Dont forget a John-Paul also has the best drip.

omg its John-Paul he so fine!!!

by sheeeeeeeeshhhhhhh May 27, 2021

Daniel Paul

The type of person that never showed up in first place but was originally chosen to be your fellow classmate. He is often confused with parasites appearing randomly on your local discord server.
Also the name is used for main antagonists in everyones daily life.

They stopped asking for Daniel Paul when Agata disappeared.

by bluemangamefan June 17, 2022

Paul Bunyaned

The act of shitting on another person, or 'chopping a log' onto someone.

A synonym for cleveland steamer.

cleaveland steamer shit paul bunyan
cleveland s

After Randy passed out from drinking too much Clark got crazy and Paul Bunyaned his drunk ass.

by chuderdick October 16, 2008

Paul Goding

Paul Goding AKA mr salad fingers the whitest person you will ever see one shade behind death Smokes so much his eyes look permanently stoned often has many sick days due to his diet of weed and energy drinks

Paul Goding isn't in today probably smoking that good shit till late

by Me weed smoker April 27, 2020

Paul (pj) haley

He is the fakest person you will meet. his smile and pig nostrils will make you vomit. He will hurt eveyone and you because he is violent. He'll try bash your bestfriend and flirt with everyone, even boys. He thinks he is smart but he is actully really dumb. He lies a lot and try's to show off but it files because eveyone knows he is liar, that's why he doesn't have many friends and he makes friends with old kids. He is one of those people that you need to ditch before your life is ruined.

I met paul (pj) haley in school and he messed up my life.

by pls let me kill him ehehe sksk November 11, 2020

Pulling a Paul

Hitting your pregnant gf with a sack of russet potatoes in a Walmart to induce abortion then yelling “Luigi Time!”

I found out I was pregnant but he decided that pulling a Paul on me was the best way, problem solved.

by Luigitime February 22, 2024