beef-stats

BEEF-STATS!
an all-american defender.
OR
a pale tall kid.

me: Hey Beef-Stats!!!!
b-s: STFU!

by untitled1234678987654 March 21, 2008

Beef queef

The act of gaining unecessary air causing a disruptive sound to one's ear vibrating the Labias as they are worn down to a crisp roast "beef".

That woman is excessively explosive with beef queefs!

by Steveeatspizza November 24, 2016

beef sticking

the act of having any beef substance such as a slim jim or long beef jerky stick, and sucking/licking it sexaully, mainly towards freshman in highschool to make them laugh and or creep them out.

junior takes slim jim, calls a freshmans name, then starts licking the beef stick, this is called beef sticking.

by laxbro4532 October 16, 2012

Beefing

Beefing - Beefing is a term used when two people are fighting verbally sometimes could be physically

Girl 1: Oh my god my boyfriend didnt pull out
Girl 2: Thats so crazy!
Girl 1: I havent had my period in 4 days.
Girl 1: Him and I are straight beefing right now
Girl 2: Oh my gosh Marek they are that couple is straight beefing
Marek: Oh shit I dont give a fuck.

by Keramlive February 4, 2020

Beef smears

Stains on underpants caused by beef curtains.

"I wasn't going to wash my panties but then I noticed they had some serious beef smears."

by Trinkets friend March 13, 2012

Chipped beef

A broken penis.

My ex husband was working with some seriously chipped beef, man....

by Katest July 26, 2016

Beef tooth

Beef tooth (can also be pronounced beef toof) is a way of describing an extreme craving for beef.

Ah man I got terrid* beef tooth
*See terrid in the urban dictionary

I got some serious beef toof right about now

by Chris Bush October 10, 2008