get your balls straight

Why would you want to get your balls straight

Me: Guys i swear i didnt eat the pie
My bro: Get your balls straight bro!
Me: what the fuck does that mean

by Fuck me:) February 21, 2023

ur family big not straight

The immortal "ur" joke. No one can be defeated using this phrase. This is a phrase stronger than Thanos' snap. It can wipe out 75 percent of life on the universe.

person 1: Your mom is big gay and u have bit lgbt.
person 2: *default dancing* ur family big not straight.
person 1: *head implodes*

by xX_rayhole_asseater_69_Xx February 15, 2019

drinking straight from the hose

A golden shower where a woman drinks urine straight from the man's penis

Met a woman who was so dirty, she was drinking straight from the hose

by Fritdiggitydogs February 7, 2018

straight shootin son of a gun

as used in the song by Three Dog Night, Joy to the World.

You know I love the ladies, love to have my fun, I'm a high life flyer and a rainbow rider. a straight shootin son of a gun ...

by Rainbow Rider July 6, 2023

let me get this Straight

L.M.G.T.S.

Let me get this straight, (L.M.G.T.S.),... You WANT to go to the show, or not?

by TYT.Advocate December 7, 2016

Beat a Straight Person Day

On any November 10th, it is National "Beat a Straight Person Day". For the entire day, it is legal for you to beat ANY straight people you come across!

LGBTQ+ Person 1: It's finally that special day!
Straight Person 1: What day is it?
Straight Person 2: Hm?
LGBTQ+ Person 1: It's National "Beat a Straight Person Day"!

An army of LGBTQ+ Members trample over and beat the group of straights

by OceanRequiem December 10, 2021

international super-straight day

the worst day ever in history, where all the shitty straights think they're apart of the lgbtq+ community (they aren't), and celebrate transphobia.

it's international super-straight day, this is transphobic and shouldn't be a thing.

by @i_am_ring0 on instagram April 24, 2021