get your balls straight

Why would you want to get your balls straight

Me: Guys i swear i didnt eat the pie
My bro: Get your balls straight bro!
Me: what the fuck does that mean

by Fuck me:) February 21, 2023

straight shootin son of a gun

as used in the song by Three Dog Night, Joy to the World.

You know I love the ladies, love to have my fun, I'm a high life flyer and a rainbow rider. a straight shootin son of a gun ...

by Rainbow Rider July 6, 2023

straight jackson fire blazer

Means rather stupendously amazing or 10/10

that food was straight jackson fire blazer

by mya the god February 20, 2021

let me get this Straight

L.M.G.T.S.

Let me get this straight, (L.M.G.T.S.),... You WANT to go to the show, or not?

by TYT.Advocate December 7, 2016

Beat a Straight Person Day

On any November 10th, it is National "Beat a Straight Person Day". For the entire day, it is legal for you to beat ANY straight people you come across!

LGBTQ+ Person 1: It's finally that special day!
Straight Person 1: What day is it?
Straight Person 2: Hm?
LGBTQ+ Person 1: It's National "Beat a Straight Person Day"!

An army of LGBTQ+ Members trample over and beat the group of straights

by OceanRequiem December 10, 2021

international super-straight day

the worst day ever in history, where all the shitty straights think they're apart of the lgbtq+ community (they aren't), and celebrate transphobia.

it's international super-straight day, this is transphobic and shouldn't be a thing.

by @i_am_ring0 on instagram April 24, 2021

dead-butch straight heterosexual

The highest level of straightness that a man can obtain. The mere presence of this caliber of pure Man causes womens' clothing to shoot off, turns dikes straight, and makes fags shrivel and weep.

Damn! That guy is one dead-butch straight heterosexual!

by Braithwait July 27, 2006