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real

When used in the adjective form, real has many different meanings.
For example: "the store is real," would denote that the store exists in reality.
It can also mean it's genuine or authentic. For instance: "he has real money, and not printed money."

As a noun, 'real' usually denotes something which is raw, pure, genuine and emotionally relatable.
For example: "I think I'm losing my mind" - "real."
Person 1: Clean up on aisle... MY BRAINS!
Person 2: Real.
by illiteratebanana October 27, 2024
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Lennonnhardtt the real one

Very funny guy with a 1.6 litre four-stroke turbocharged 90 degree V6 double-overhead camshaft reciprocating engine as a laughing muscle (make sure it doesn't overheat!).
Besides their profession as social assi they're also known for being professional bodybuilders, CS:GO players and under the pseudonym of "Helene Fischer" german Schlagericons.
But not everyone is suitable to provide for a Lennonnhardtt, a common problem is the feeding of them as they need shit loads of food.
"What is this guy doing with a Truck at the supermarket?"
"No worries, he's probably just buying breakfast for his Lennonnhardtt the real one"
by definetlynotLolcnoflxF July 15, 2021
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could a real person survive

Could A Real Person Survive is a semi-satirical and semi-scientific look at the super moves of all your favorite fighting video games, and asks a very important and unnecessary question: Could a real person survive THAT?!

Layout for each Character Episode: Intro, Title, Super Move, CARPS Examination Playback, Outro, and Final Diagnosis

Green = Almost no injury
Yellow = Mild and lasting injury
Orange = Serious and life threatening injury
Red = Almost certain death

*There is the mulligan that there is an imagined medical team on stand by right outside of camera shot to treat the wounded.
At least 80 % of the time, the answer to “Could a real person survive THAT?!” is “No.”
by yrgh October 19, 2024
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bob is real

ThIs Is UsEd In A fNf MoD cAlLeD: "literally every fnf mod ever (Vs Bob)"
You will get this when dying in run lmao very rare stuff
by LEON_BROTHER April 9, 2022
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real talk

a phrase that rosh and jod use in their everyday language, which is about every 5 seconds
Rosh: Ayee doe burr, real talk, my fart stinks.

Jod: Ayee burr, real talk, that was you? NASTY.
by hoochiedisciple October 26, 2012
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for real real with the cool J

"OMG this movie is stupid!"
"Yeah, for real real with the cool J!"
by Felipe sin los muchachos March 7, 2021
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real

You use this word when you feel so alone or depressed or sad or hopeless that words cant express.
Person 1: Yoooo look at them they are kissing behind that tree
Person 2: real...
by TitaniumArctic November 19, 2023
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