Dinner Box Hard On

When a severely overweight family member mysteriously sprouts a neck for 4 hours when aroused by greasy fast food stuffed into a box. Side effects : necessity to use 2 scales, mental retardation, inability to fix vehicles, and diarrhea of the mouth

My cousin gets a dinner Box Hard on

by Familyroasts November 24, 2017

hard henry

Name for an erect cock.

Let's go bitch I got a hard Henry.

by gbear31 July 18, 2016

I Bro Hard

When you overdo sticking up for or protecting your bro.

Marty: Geez, you really went off in the GC defending your boy, eh? You didn't have to go nuclear on everyone just because you didnt get a basic joke.

Loh: Sorry I made it awkward for you, I Bro Hard.

Marty: Atleast pay for the flowers I have to send to everyone's wives for you calling them Street Capitalists.

by Mike109999 August 6, 2025

Hard on

The initial energizing of an electrical circuit by engaging an over current protection device.

Man1: Jenna Jamison is moaning.
Man2: That gives me a hard on.
Man1: Isn’t she hot?
Man2: My hard is on.

by Jaythereal December 23, 2022

Hard

If someone roasts someone and you agree it's true

person 1: "Yo, person 3 you've got no eyebrows"
person 2: "Hard ahhaha"

by ceebs.man September 15, 2017

Hard attack

When your are panicking so much that your penis gets hard then you freak out even more cause it's that noticeable

When your penis gets hard and you don’t want it to so you feel attacked by your own penis

Dude I just had a hard attack!

by 1heuevqihqi1 April 21, 2019

The hard working Seth James

A man who not only works hard on himself but works hard for others. All this work pays off in him being the cutest little guy.

Wow thats The hard working Seth James

by BennyBoyBennyBoy November 10, 2022