Pitbull Cookies 

Cookies infused with weed and unholy souls that will transcend your body to a state or nirvana. These cookies can only be eaten by gods but CAN be made by mortals. The Cookies were originally made after a stoner made a batch of edible cookies but a nuclear bomb destroyed his houses and killed him and after the explosion, scientists found the cookies lying on the ground radiating immense energy. The legendary original batch is at the bottom floor of Area 51 and the first test subject to eat them was erased from existence. The only known mortal to be able to eat these cookies is 2000s American rapper Pitbull, thus the infamous name. No matter how many people have tried to replicate the cookies, nothing comes close to the power of the original batch.

Trevor: "Dude did you make Pitbull cookies?? DONT EAT THEM YOU'LL DIE!!!"
Derek: "I did your mom lol"

Pitbull Cookies by Jsweezey2000 December 30, 2020

Cooking The Goose

the act of hanging out with one's friends, generally consisting of not doing anything for hours on end. usually involves smoking cigarettes and/or hookah and saying a lot of things that make no sense at all and many times takes place at los primos. originated by the troop

mom im gonna go out tonight, gonna be cooking the goose with the guys.

Cooking The Goose by The_Troop January 26, 2011

Coogie Howser 

(Noun) A smoking hot older woman that is a board certified doctor.

Friend at Bar to You: How did it go with Coogie Howser over there?

Coogie Howser by Robert Labrusca November 14, 2013

cookmentary

Commentary during cooking show

Start your cookmentary as I start cooking lasagna, I want to put it on YouTube!

cookmentary by Kalp007 March 31, 2015

Cooked out

When you're so high you can barely speak.

Man carl is so cooked out he needs to lay off the green

Cooked out by Luder420 December 6, 2016

Cooked Lewis

The Cooked Lewis was established between 2015-2016 period, the photo is very bright and can cause blindness. There is a Instgram account Cooked_Lewis_Apparel.

If you see a Cooked Lewis, Run and close your eyes.

Cooked Lewis by CookedLewis October 17, 2018

Thomas Cooked 

Cockney Rhyming slang for "Fucked"

referring to the state of the UK tour operator when it became insolvent.

Person1: "Brexit is a total mess"
Person2: "Yeah mate, it's proper Thomas Cooked!"

Thomas Cooked by Nhurr September 23, 2019