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Gay Christian

remember, a Gay Christian is not a contradiction a hateful one is
by TheBaseliner September 5, 2024
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Cody... I wrote a bible... Do you seriously think I don't know how a Christianity works? A 3rd of my screen time is apologetics and theology! What are you fucking talking about?
Shit-lib "They STOLE Christianity, guys! The only REALLY Christianity is whichever of the 40,000-55,000 denominations that don't conflict with my liberal social values!"

Hym "You know I wanted to add a 'DERRRR!' there, right? I wrote a bible Cody! The ULTIMATE hypertext! THE SUPER-OMEGA BIBLE SUPREME! In store now! $21.85! And that isn't a typo! There is only 1 store... That sells it! The ULTIMATE store! The only store than matters! You know the one!"
by Hym Iam April 29, 2024
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Christian

That boy is Christian.
by FerrariSchnauck February 21, 2018
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cme christian

A Christian who attends church on Christmas, Mother's Day and Easter only. A play off of AME Zion.
How often do you attend church?

You know to please ma dukes, I'm a CME Christian I attend church on Christmas, Mother's Day and Easter.
by Michellaya December 9, 2019
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Christianing

The act of avoiding working at all cost.
My Boss said I was Christianing, instead of being productive.
by Christianing suxs June 22, 2016
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Eva and Christian

Two individuals who knew one another for quite a while but only recently fell for one another. After feelings bloomed and these two people began to get together, they constantly kept rewriting the definition of their love. Eva the kind and adventurous soul met by Christian the charismatic and gentle being. These individuals were made for one another and no one could ever say otherwise. Fate isn’t always on your side but for these two, destiny has their love story set in stone. I love you. <3
Oh, Eva and Christian, they were meant to be together from the start.
by Chazard04 December 27, 2023
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Bore Again Christian

Someone who becomes a born again Christian and goes on about it all the time.
How's your sister?
She's become a bore again Christian. Can't wait for her to leave.
by Shuaman June 16, 2019
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