Adam is a name for douchebags who do nothing but avoids problems and is a lying scum. He can't do anything without the help of other people and smells like a goose who just shat their livers out on the pavement.
by MokaPoka November 03, 2019
Adam is a goofy, silly boy. He isn’t very tall, and has orange hair, but is the nicest guy you will ever meet. He has a great sense of humor and loves musical theatre and board games. He loves the Lord big time. He will ask to stage kiss you and then “accidentally” kiss you for real. He wears funny shirts. He has a cat who can be just horrible but they keep him around.
That guy sure is goofy, silly, short, has orange hair, is very nice, is very funny, loves musical theatre and board games, loves the Lord, “accidentally” kissed me, wears funny shirts, and has a cat.
That’s Adam.
That’s Adam.
by tikitorch74 May 02, 2023
A guy who cannot choose normally and has bad taste of making choices in his life. His Ego is bigger than whole universe. He is trying to be Captain but everybody knows he is idiot.
by Mako82547 June 10, 2020
by Jd2222 March 23, 2019
People named Adam are ogres with butthole eyes. Adam boasts an aviation career while working in Human Resources for the Army. Adam is over 40, shops at Hollister, and has a collection of black dildos and blow up dolls. He has nice hair.
by Erin Rhoads April 24, 2025
Adam is probably the most epic person on the planet and he has swag for days. He is a total narc but values other people over himself and has been told he's pure. Adam is not a bitch baby. Total Chad and not a dumb virgin. Adam is a monky and he loves his cat so much.
by Kerploink October 19, 2018