Adam

An Adam is the person who generally has the smallest penis in a friendship group. Normally found licking windows and has a huge dose of autism

Adam stop licking that window

by Adam Griffin March 14, 2022

adam cockburn

Adam cockburn runs the ends of swallwell with his twin brother big danny C dont be caught lacking by these boys as they do know how to back there rick. Adam is also known for snorting his mams kegs after shes been to the gym as hid dad rubs his fat hairy sweaty bollox on his face

Jerry- "wanna go down swallwell mate"

Travis- "nar fuck tha adam cockburn will be running afta wu wearing nowt but his mas thong in less then a second"

by Liam carlston smith June 21, 2023

Adam

Pessimistic, though genius, and possesses a compassionate side, though he doesn´t let it show.

I don´t know what was worse: Adam´s rude comment, or the fact he didn´t mean it.

by B.R. Guest August 7, 2019

Adam Al-Sayed

Verb. Borne from a random tweet about a regionally famous singer/songwriter/guitar player that went viral, the phrase to "Adam Al-Sayed" someone is to intentionally blame a woman for one's problems--while also coincidentally having his problems solved by his mother.

"Man, Adam Al-Sayed replaced that girl's name in the school yearbook with "bitch" and got away with it because his mother freaked out! What a slippery bro! I wonder if he even did it?"

by Irene V March 28, 2025

Adam Dorchester

He's a life guard

Guy1: Who tf is Adam Dorchester
Guy2: A life guard

by Adam Dorchester January 10, 2025

adam

adam is the most amazing guy you will ever meet his smile is so incredible and his eyes are gorgeous the way he looks at his lover is amazing and his personality as a whole is just something you’d stop and say wow to

i met this guy named adam and the second i made eye contact i knew.

by J :] March 5, 2022

Jake Adam

ones ability to be the world's utmost pest of a human.

that person is a real Jake Adam

by psy111 July 26, 2019