Double Douche

He's usually a man with a square shaped face, massive muscular arms and a tight fitting shirt (possibly pink). He's constantly on the prowl for any eligible woman he could have a one night stand with. When he walks, he likes to flex his protruding arms and look from side to side, to make sure women are checking him out.

He likes to be in control of all situations, and he is extremely manipulative. Never date a double douche.

Did you see that double douche flirt with that girl?

My boyfriend is such a double douche! I just heard he cheated on me!

by dizzle12345 September 10, 2009

double agent

to take two fingers and insert into girls vagina,and move back and forth like a dick, as in an inside job.

"I'm gunna double agent these bitches!"

by Scio Syndicate May 9, 2008

Double Boner

When a man gets 2 boners at once.

Me: Holy shit dude, did you see that milf?

You: Hell yeah man, she gave me a DOUBLE BONER.

by Dirtytacos February 26, 2009

Double-Jointed

A smoking circle in which two joints are in rotation.

I bought some rolling papers last night, had friends over and made a double-jointed circle.

by Pantheon__ October 12, 2011

Double Penetration

1. When a man with a extremely sharp erect penis shoves his penis in too quickly into the vagina and it rips the insides and exits out the asshole. Its extremely painful.... trust me. lol jkjk
2. When 2 men preform sexual intercourse with a woman. One man gets the asshole, while the other gets the vagina. On rare occasions, 2 men will shove their dicks in the same hole.

The man preformed double penetration on the manican because he was a very lonely man and no one on e-harmony was down to have some hardcore double penetration sex with him.

by i got a marble stuk in my dick October 18, 2011

worked a double

A means to justify racist behavior. When exhaustion from working double shifts cancels out the negative and offensive connotations of racial slurs.

Person A: "You can't say the n-word, you're not black."
Person B: "Bruh, I'm too tired of this shit. I worked a double."

by orngllama June 27, 2018

double clutch

basketball term , while airborn fake to the left then fake to the right then finally shoot a lay up with the left(or vice versa)

i use to love watchin jordan double clutch playin the knicks

by rippstudwell September 24, 2006