tree-pecker

(n.) Someone who, when they hug you from behind, always has a boner touching your back.

Ew, that kid is a tree-pecker.

by swagchampsonthree December 17, 2015

Poisonous Tree Frog

Noun: a slutty, non-vanilla, perhaps slightly damaged girl with colored hair that is toxic but will fuck and suck your brains out.

That poisonous tree frog at Iron Bar with the Blonde and Pink hair; she told me to cream pie her!
No way!!!

by Jon Huesos July 27, 2022

tree muff

A small child.

Tell the tree muff to clean his room.

by Diabetic panda November 14, 2017

California Christmas Tree

Where you string festive string on your penis while fucking

or when you use a red and green glow condoms during intercourse

"Bro i gave my girl a California Christmas tree last night for the holidays she sure had a white Christmas"
"Felt different this year so i gave her a California Christmas tree instead of a normal pine"

by Joseph_Stuntin December 15, 2024

Tree Trunkee

A person who likes to get sodomized.

He is a Tree Trunkee.

by HotMessJess87 November 09, 2019

Boner Palm Tree

Los Angeles, CA

Hey Jules! How was your last trip to Boner Palm Tree?! -“It fucking sucked! Megan didn’t even dump em out!”

by Mauro’s angels March 08, 2018

Tree gap hitter

The most perfect human being to grace the earth, these people are the best at everything ever.

You see Jeremiah over there, I think he's a tree gap hitter

by reufcdnuc8ewiurwqerc November 25, 2022