March 7

March 7 is the “national slap ur girlfriends ass day” meaning u can slap ur girlfriends ass as much as u want and she cant say nothing about it.

Boyfriend: *slaps girlfriends ass*

Girlfriend: Ahh ur lucky i cant tell u to stop because its March 7!
Boyfriend: Heh

by Slap ur gfs ass day! March 6, 2022

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March 7th

National kiss a Nic day specifically a Nic who likes anime and gets no bitches. Usually supposed to be everyday but today is special. Regardless of Gender male, female, some bitches its the day to kiss a Nic. No excuses show the love because like mentioned before he gets no bitches and has no social skills leading to him being a loner who is deprived of affection.

"WHY DID YOU KISS HIM"
"Its Nic and its March 7th"
"Understandable have a great day"

by EternalSonder March 7, 2022

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March 25

The most perfect and handsome boys were born this day

E: hey we’re March 25th

A: yeah ik the best guys were born today

by Bartonne August 9, 2021

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March 20

national Rylan day. anyone named rylan born on this day is the best

its march 20! bow down to me, my name is rylan.

by Beau Mantor August 13, 2021

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March 20

its national war of the vegetables and fruits. pick a side, and go to war.

Fred: im a fruit kinda guy
George: IM A VEGGIE GUY AND ITS MARCH 20 - slaps fred -

by Beau Mantor August 13, 2021

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Marching Band

1. Either one of the best things you ever done or the biggest regret you did in your life, no in between.

2. Money who, you are probably going to be broke by the end of the season from all the money they ask for .

3. You will gain trust issues especially when your band director tells you one more time and you know damm well it's not one more time it' s a billion more.

4. Its also a cult full of pervs and some bitchy people here and there but also decent people as well.

5. You have a love-hate relationship for it XD.

6. Horrible tan lines.

7. Probably lied to ditch rehearsal at least ones .

8. what happens in the band bus stay in the band bus.

9. Weekend who you have rehearsal.

10. the unending question to consider Marching band a sport or not .

Person 1: what is marching band ?
Person 2 : its heaven and hell at the same time <3 .

by Random Person XD June 10, 2021

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