toast jumpscared

When the sound of the toaster after it finishes toasting catches you by surprise

(mother) Why the fuck did you scream like that?

(son) Nothing mom, I got toast jumpscared

by mangojam 11 March 9, 2024

time jumper

The term used colloquially for time travellers. 'Jumper' is used interchangeably.

Used widely among time travellers. Sometimes used as an insult by those who dislike time travellers.

"You're a jumper too?! Finally! I've been meaning to ask someone else to help calibrate my classified".

"Being a time jumper is more than just an action or a habit, it's ingrained in my identity, that's why I never gave it up back then, how can I give it up without giving up who I am?"

"This is my restaurant and I won't serve you, we don't entertain time jumpers here."

"Ahhh a jumper in our town! What ya doing in our run down neck of the woods? Kid, bring me back a souvenir from the Ancient Greece if you ever drop by, they musta had some good drink to be praying to Dionysus!"

by dukethejumper March 9, 2024

No jumper

When somebody has no game, can’t talk to girls, and gets nervous around them.

Nah jah got no jumper he folded when the females got near

by LAbaby505 March 26, 2024

furious jumping

From "Poor Things", angry, athletic intercourse or just rough sex.

Billy: Why are you drenched in sweat? Jimmy: I have been over at Megan's, we have been furious jumping for the last 3 hours.

by rnnrdad March 30, 2024

Puddle Jumper

Derogatory word for one of Trinidad decent

Look at that Puddle Jumper over there

That boy is a Puddle Jumper

by That grey pole April 10, 2024

Puddle jumper

The derogatory word for a person of Trinidad decent

Look at that Puddle jumper

by That grey pole April 13, 2024

Stump jumping

The act of a female jumping from dick to dick.

I've been told from multiple friends Kelly been stump jumping between 5 diff guys.

by Cantinfluence May 5, 2024