video horse

An alternate title the noun "video game" (or "videogame"). Born from deluded ravings in the early morning in a Discord server, the term is used to confuse, complicate, muddle, jumble, over-complicate, garble, blur, obscure, cloud, etc. Works best if you actively deny your use of the word.
Two friends are having a discussion.

1.) "Hey, you done anything cool lately?"
2.) "Well, I recently purchased a really cool video horse called Wild Woody for my Sega CD."
1.) "A what?"
2.) "A video horse."
by Slamberelli July 28, 2017
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the horses are asleep

I turned up to work but the horses are asleep.
by ileaps November 03, 2023
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Wheel horse

Girl: hey guy
Guy: what?
Girl: wheel horse
Guy: ok
by WheelHorse July 29, 2021
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Decapitated Golden Horse

After thoroughly beaten, the partner takes the other's cock and whacks it against a wooden cart until he sings for Gelderland.

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When you “finish jousting” and Heath Ledger walks in.
I'd be happy if she handled my cock like that decapitated golden horse
by NickLightning March 25, 2023
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direction of the horse

the twelve signs of the Chinese lunar calendar are not only applied to years and hours of the day, but to directions as well. starting with the Rat in the first in line} North and goes clockwise. the Horse is the seventh, which puts in the South.
There's a strong gust of wind coming from the direction of the horse.
by MoonlightMaiden July 29, 2021
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horse poo string

When poo string gets stuck in a horse's butt.
I found horse poo string when I met a horse.
by Debskelly1985 May 18, 2023
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hold your horses

someone is telling u to mentally stable… i could never
or your just a full on horse
sophia: hold your horses jess

jess: i could never
by nicepear8 August 23, 2021
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