frothy flap-dragon

A vagina with extra long lips, flapdragon, that is extremely moist.

Man it's hard to make sweet sweet love to Adam when he's a frothy flap-dragon.

by 11111116666767252638 April 3, 2018

Crushed Dragon Fang

A highly addictive drug similar to cocaine but is rainbow color and makes you "See Shit"

Joe and Zeb were tripping BALLS off that crushed dragon fang!!!!!

by (｡◕‿‿◕｡) December 27, 2016

Playing dragon city

A euphemism for having sex and doing drugs

“I was playing dragon city with my girl last night”

“N i c e”

by Coochie_sucker21356 March 28, 2022

Puff the Magic Dragon

An asthmatic baby dragon that wheezes small puffs of fire. Just wants to make friends, but ends up accidently burning stuff down, when he forgets his inhaler. The last time was at a furniture store. His friend was really looking forward to that sofa set. It was so soft before it was crispy.

Puff the magic dragon is seriously over having asthma.

Puff the magic dragon wishes he got his name listening to Bob Marley and smoking a bowl instead. He thinks that sounds nice.

by Olive989 March 1, 2023

Riding the crystal dragon

Smoking crystal meth

Person 1: "Hey! Did you see that hobo living under the bridge? It's like you could tell he was riding the crystal dragon!"
Person 2: "Oh totally. Riding it's shimmery body into the bowels of refraction faction."

by tetsuhikokariya May 20, 2016

bad dragon of chaos

v. The activity of rolling up a paperback copy of "Twelve Rules for Life" by esteemed author and professor Jordan B-money Peterson and inserts it into their vagina or rectum

n. A rolled copy of "Twelve Rules for Life" kept for mastibatory purposes.

I got so turned on last night watching a Contrapoints video that I just had to give myself a bad dragon of chaos.

by Alden's Locke September 8, 2021

ride the red dragon

a phrase for the consumption of 5 Hour Energy

Dude, you trying to ride the red dragon?

by California BDS March 18, 2010