Chris

This name is given to children who are absolute fucking menaces and are gym freaks, features typically include over grown genitalia, crisp abs, and an amazing hair line. God had sent his very own will into people named Chris.

That nigga Chris is nice at ping-pong

by Notachris November 22, 2021

Chris stallard

A crazy ass hot pangender cowboy with an outgoing personality, he's spent his youth soul searching but came out of it as a realized man, he's always down to be a great supporting friend, he is also insane, but very philosophical when the time is right, a Christopher stallard is a man that has gone through pain and suffering but he pegged the shit out of that and is now a god. He also plans to destroy the planet in 2050 with his pet Daniel

Woah look at Chris stallard and his massive Obama pillow

by IBC_Twitch November 22, 2021

Chris

Chris is funny, cool,sexy, cute, and a whole bunch more. He is the best person you could ask for and will never let u down. He’s very athletic smart and has good hair. If you have a Chris don’t let go especially if you are together because he’s amazing when it comes to anything sexual he will rock your world. He can make a sad person happy and his smile is the best. Chris can also dress really well and can be independent or social.

Girl #1: how was Chris?
Girl #2: omg he’s the best it was sooooo amazing

by (<_>) November 22, 2021

Chris

Chris is funny,cute,sexy,athletic and a lot more. Chris can make a sad person happy and his hair is the best. His smile is amazing and he can dress really well. Chris is also the best especially when it comes to relationships because he’s the best when it comes to anything sexually he is most likely the best you will ever have, he will rock your world. He’s the person every girl wants and everybody wants to be like. He also knows how to treat females and is very respectful. Chris is a very respectable person and nice unless you get on his bad side. If you have a Chris trust me you do not want to lose him.

Girl #1:girl who is that
Girl #2: omg that’s Chris he is so amazing….

by (<_>) November 22, 2021

Chris

Bandwagon name share on Instagram vibe like the rest. Only thing you have a small car and big boto.

Lemme post this name share Chris at Kaena Point on my bike ride hike, without killing native fauna or bees.

by pohukainacave November 22, 2021

Chris

Always making excuses, known as mr Excuseman, always unreliable at doing things, so he is known as Mr Unreliable for that. Always useless at everything so he is also known as mr useless for that. And chris is Hopless and he will be mr Hopless for that

Hey Chris, why didn’t you come to training today?
Chris: because I had to wait for my clothes in the washing machine.

Shut up Mr Excuseman, mr unreliable, mr useless and me Hopless

by Randomguygenius November 22, 2021

Chris

Chris is super funny. Chris has really good style. Chris dyes their hair pretty often. Chris is a very good friend. Chris is also quite flirty. And Chris always likes to party.

“Is that a Chris? Those are so cool”

“Yes that’s a Chris. They’re not for sale”

by momsteachsex November 23, 2021