When Jake showed off his Bachelors Degree one day at work by thinking "renal failure" meant "asshole failure" due to having the words renal and rectal confused.
by Nicoletinells October 22, 2019
Get the Asshole failuremug. by funny fellas May 15, 2014
Get the assholemug. Has a physical or metaphorical resemblance to a rectum that has not been pounded or flattened, but roughly chopped, lightly blended, possibly, gently puréed.
Y'all about as useful as a bag of scrambled assholes.
He hit the ground so hard his face looked like a scrambled asshole.
He hit the ground so hard his face looked like a scrambled asshole.
by bear shaver July 13, 2021
Get the scrambled assholemug. 
When someone starts saying this punch the shit out of them so they don't finish their sentence, but if it's happening on VC then leave the VC immediately, or else you will have to do what they say
Bartholomew: Hop on flood escape you fat fucking nigger faggot,Hop on flood escape nigger nigger nigger faggot kiss me on my asshole
Joe: Okay daddy
Joe: Okay daddy
by Bubba, Twitch_Spider2 May 3, 2025
Get the Hop on flood escape nigger nigger nigger faggot kiss me on my assholemug. A person who acts like a total prick to others, has a huge ego, disregards their friends and lets them down in times of need and demands back the same behaviour that they fail to show.
Aaron is such an asshole.
by Benedict the danger ferret June 21, 2017
Get the assholemug. Where a donkey's shit comes from
Person 1. Ew did u see that?!
Person 2. See what?
Person 1. That donkey lifted its tail and I saw its asshole
Person 2. hehe. it's literally an "ass-hole"
Person 1. hehe it is
Person 2. See what?
Person 1. That donkey lifted its tail and I saw its asshole
Person 2. hehe. it's literally an "ass-hole"
Person 1. hehe it is
by Defi_nition August 31, 2022
Get the Assholemug.