Asshole

The place from where your crap comes
Last night I got my asshole open like a can of beers
by GreatHacker64 April 23, 2018
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Asshole

A "thing" normally refered to as short and angry. Aka the wanna be Hitler
Why are you trying to deny you're an asshole ?
by WillYouJustDie May 5, 2020
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Asshole

Someone who doesn’t care about your feelings/heart because they look for worldly lights not heavenly light

If they cheat and leave you broken hearted, I wouldn’t be surprised
Somebody that asks out for a date and then never gets back to you about and makes you wait a whole three months only to find out about there newest boyfriend wow what as asshole thing to doo
by Wild Jagah March 6, 2023
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Asshole

A person who isn’t nice, isn’t respectful, and doesn’t treat people correctly.
Zack is being such an asshole!
by I am that bad ass bitch March 3, 2020
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asshole spelunking

Slang for a colonoscopy
Source: "5 Ways We're Designing Robots to Be Total Assholes"
Cracked.com
"In the end, it took a team of 35 people to develop a filter to make {the IBM Watson supercomputer to} stop swearing and wipe the Urban Dictionary from his memory to prepare him for his future as 'a diagnostic tool for hospitals.' We can only hope that they missed some profane nugget hiding in a dark recess of his hard drives, which doctors will hilariously discover when Watson starts referring to a colonoscopy procedure as an 'asshole spelunking'."
by Freezing in Chicago December 9, 2013
mugGet the asshole spelunkingmug.

asshole

you shit out of uit
"you're an asshole"
"ok"
by JohnBottles1982 August 13, 2022
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Asshole

Something you can lick shit out of!
I licked your asshole and it tasted like shat!
by Penispussyfuck February 28, 2017
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