traveling asshole

A person or persons(s) who are able to and do travel frequently, while others around them are not able to do so.

Hey...where did you just get back from this time you traveling asshole?

by NicLydon April 15, 2017

Asshole

A charming guy pretending to be lots he's not. Sociopatich characteristics, like manipulative, "evil", hidden intentions, passive aggressive, etc.
No use challenging him when it comes to a girl, she'll end up with him every time. But she will soon regret chosing him when he destroys her life completely.

Her boyfriend is an asshole...
She has nothing left because of that asshole

by Johnny Punk August 4, 2019

asshole lasso

When someone has had alot of anal sex so they are stretched out they will spin around and try to wrangle the penis or other object with there asshole similar to cattle wranglers on a farm

Those Christian girls that use the poophole loophole are wild she was able to use her asshole lasso to take all three of us at the same time.

by 27Zbowman April 30, 2019

Asshole

Someone who is so bloody annoying that you want to sucker punch them until they can no longer form sentences

Dave: Take me back blah blah blah....
Ex-Gf: Go Cry to your sneaky link you asshole

by LearnyourABC'S November 5, 2023

Asshole

Somebody who makes fun of black people or LGBTQ people. It’s also something that helps you shit.

Oh, man, did you see that asshole over there?
Goddamn I hate him.

by killdren August 2, 2023

asshole

Jacob Carlson
Born October 27, 1997

Person: Why is that kid wearing fuzzy socks and yelling at everyone?
Another Person: Because Jake Carlson is an asshole

by skippppppppppppppppy February 11, 2015

kombucha asshole

when an asshole smells so bad that it is legit fermenting up there.

Dude… he had that kombucha asshole.

by BreBre. September 15, 2022