Potato Scarce

A person who lacks potatoes in their life and or has a face similar to a potato

That starving child is such a potato scarce.

by Noswag October 28, 2015

Undercooked Baked Potato

noun

(1) slang for virgin

Hey @CG04 you're an undercooked baked potato

by stufdcrw February 25, 2021

Potato, Eggplant

A popular Finnish phrase used to describe the lack of similarity between potatoes and eggplants.

Hey, this potato isn't purple, it's "potato, eggplant".

by Whyyaman January 7, 2023

Potato

A cute/beautiful person who thinks they are ugly

She said she looked like a potato when she took a picture.

by Potato Percussionist November 14, 2018

Potato Mail

When you make a really big, really smelly poop, package it in a box, and ship it to someone on their birthday. It is usually wrapped in birthday wrapping paper

Today was such a great birthday, then after my party, I got home and recieved some potato mail.

by Mr. Ornelas October 8, 2017

Potato

A gorgeous beautiful girl that looks like Nikita Dragun

“Hey are you Nikita”

“Do you mean potato?
“✨yausss✨“
✨YAUSSS✨

🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔

by marthapotatobeauty June 5, 2021

Roast Beef & Mashed Potato

Hardcore gay sex

"I am going to have roast beef & mashed potato tonight!" - Jack

"Okay wear protection" - Jake

by RandomPayneTrain October 11, 2022