E-press

Someone bullshitting trying to impress others over the interwebz.

Boy in chat room- "I have a 10 incher"
Girl in same chat room- "Im so E-pressed, prove it"
Boy in chat room- "here you go"
Girl in chat room- "feed it some cheese. I new you were trying to E-press me you bullshit artist."
Boy with small dong in chat room- "STFU, your mom! **logs out**"

by cristiano ronaldos bf October 14, 2008

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f/e

fresh ex; the one a person last dated

I dated him awhile back, and hes still me f/e

by Ellllllot July 28, 2016

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e-claimer

a person on a website, like youtube etc who claims that they have something brilliant.

E-claimer says:
my kx250 would own your little dirt bike in 2nd gear!

by Aaron 101 January 11, 2009

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e-posse

A group of your internet friends; the group you regularly hang out with whilst on the internet (or interweb).

1. My e-posse and I are regulars in the General Discussion forum.

2. I'm meeting my e-posse in paintchat tonight.

by Serenity Winner July 21, 2008

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e-Bane

General grief directly linked to the auction site e-bay. Examples might include non-payers, undeserved negative feedback and absurd questions from twerps.

In the end I just closed my account. Too much e-bane.

by zebraboy777 October 4, 2010

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e-tale

When someone sends you an email or tells you on IM a really long, boring story that you find not interesting the slightest bit yet they think it is totally awesome

Jack: Did you hear Aaron's "totally wicked" story about him in Hawaii?

Shaun: Yeah he sent me an e-tale yesterday

by Crazy Leggs OHH April 19, 2009

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