Guatemalan Tea Party

Having to Piss from ones asshole, usually after ingesting spicy food.

"Man after I tried that Carolina Reaper hot sauce, I had myself a Guatemalan Tea Party"

by Mrs.Crowley June 30, 2024

Tea

to share gossip with your acquaintances.

And that's the Tea bitch.

by thatshadybitch July 13, 2018

i got tea

Used when someone say's they're sick and you don't give a f***k.

Bryan is slumped on the couch, groaning.
Bryan: "I think I have food poisoning, everything hurts."
Mary, casually sipping from her mug: "I got tea."
Mary takes another sip and walks away, leaving Bryan groaning.

by Bensonius July 18, 2024

sad tea

Believed to be coffee

I have to drink my sad tea everyday in the morning

by ehosso March 14, 2018

Jersey Ice Tea

Similar to its cousin, the Long Island Ice Tea, the Jersey Ice Tea is made by: Pouring all of the bar mat liquids in a glass over ice adding a splash of lemon and cola. Nothing goes down so smooth…

Eh Tony, gimme one of them Jersey Ice Teas, I’m putting the booze googles on tonight!

by For-Harry’s-Sake September 1, 2022

Tea Dom

A person who is extremely knowledgeable in all things concerning tea. Can be relied upon for accurate tea recommendations! Usually pretty hot but that's unrelated.

Joseph is such a tea dom, I let him give me whatever tea he thought I'd enjoy!

by Kalkalkal April 2, 2022

Tea Time

When a girl is on her period.

"MY girlfriend seems really irritated and annoyed right now. It must be "Tea Time"

by SpacedOutSpaceman December 12, 2018