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The Rusty Ravine

An unfortunate state in indirect communication (e.g. text message, voice mail, social media post) when a given message warrants more than an immediate low-thought reply (e.g. "lol", "so true") but not enough for the receiver to actually schedule time to provide a proper response. Often these messages are then never addressed, leaving the sender to think they've been missed or unappreciated. This is exactly the opposite intent from the receiver who actually desired to deliver a thoughtful reply but never got around to it.
I've stuck my old high school buddy in the Rusty Ravine more times that I care to admit! He must think I don't care, but it's actually that I _do_ care.
by scr0tty June 9, 2021
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Rusty Harp

When a male eats a female’s asshole while simultaneously fingering her vagina with a minimum of two fingers
Oh God, Oh wow, I walked into the nutrition room and saw Salman giving Karina a Rusty Harp.
by pikachu AA June 14, 2021
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rusty keg

A sexual act in which one person receives a finger in the bum while simultaneously peeing into the stimulator's mouth.
Dawg, I got the best Rusty Keg from my girl last night!
by rusty-rhyno August 21, 2024
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rusty keg

A sexual act in which one person receives a finger in the bum while simultaneously peeing in the stimulator's mouth.
Dawg, my girlfriend gave me the best Rusty Keg last night!
by rusty-rhyno August 21, 2024
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Rusty fluegelhorn

Not to be confused with the rusty trombone or rusty bagpipe, the rusty fluegelhorn is a more esoteric sexual performance which requires coordination and dexterity due to the physical condition of the recipient.

First and most importantly, remove the recipients colostomy bag. Insert fingers or stimulating implement of choice into the anus. The free hand fondles the genitals. The mouth and tongue is then used to provide cunnilingus to the stoma hole for the sexual wind instrument effect.
"Hey Johno, what you up to this weekend?"

"I'm off busking in Barrow-In-Furness on Saturday. Clinging's gone and got himself a stoma so we've upgraded our act from the Rusty Trombone to a Rusty Fluegelhorn. We'll be playing Ibiza classics by the statue on Portland Walk."
by Sk!n August 30, 2024
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Rusty Tin Man

What happens after Dorothy sits on the Tin Man's face
by BeatleBabe007 November 19, 2024
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Rusty Harmonica

The act of eating a woman’s ass while simultaneously massaging her clit. Can be done from any position, primarily from the back. Gigem
Just wait until we get home baby, you’ve earned yourself a rusty harmonica.
by OlRockthebadAg December 2, 2024
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