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Cottage Time

Cottage Time- The time of day at work ranging from 9am-945am that cottage cheese, any brand, is to be eaten on one's lunch break. Normally the procedure requires getting a spoon and filling a small plastic cup to the top with cottage. The person then eats the cup of cottage.
clock strikes 9:15am
Cathy- "Oh! it's cottage time! yum yum!"
by schedulingsquad August 27, 2013
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Time Squared

When you are walking down the street and stupid foreigners stop in front of you because the light is red, even though there are no cars coming.
Matt: Sorry it took me so long to get here, I got Time Squared like 5 times on the walk over.
Josh: Yeh I hate those stupid tourists
by Angry New Yorker November 30, 2011
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Hamish time

A very special, undisturbed, quality time with yourself, especially when travelling.
Example Nr. 1
Dude Nr. 1: Hey, that was a long shower there! You had some hamish time, didn't you?

Dude Nr.2: Yeah, been sleeping in dorms for months now, gotta have some hamish time once in a while.

Example Nr.2
Dude Nr. 1: Hey, are you going on this awesome tour that the hostel offers? Looks like it's a lot of fun!
Dude Nr. 2: I'd love to but I'm really in need for some hamish time and I'm happy everyone from our dorms is leaving for the day.
by Cinnamon Sally January 12, 2012
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time trip

When you've stayed awake for so long that it feels like you're tripping out on some crazy drugs, and have trouble remembering the time, or start to hallucinate.
Jeff: I pulled an all nighter last night. It feels like it's been one long day..

Matt: Sounds like you're on a time trip.
by AlexisWakdOut March 3, 2011
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Shmammer Time

The time at which any individual of any age or gender (especially those under the legal drinking age) gets shitty-wasted and Hammered.

Shmammer time can be throughout any time of the day, especially in the extremely early hours of the morning (for minors= "late" hours of the night) and with anyone who is willing and capable of getting shmammered as well.

Warning: not suggested to get shmammered alone or if unintentionally knocked up.
Lindsay- "Dude, It's Shmammer time."

drinks a whole bottle of wine in 10 minutes by herself

Eric-" Lindsay you're shmammered."

Lindsay- "I know but I let the dogs out 20 minutes ago and I didn't now you were getting me chicken strips again!"
by shmammertimeQueen March 13, 2011
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C-Time

Short for "Cigarette Time".
See Smoke Break.
will: i don't know about you, but i could really use a cig right about now.

kelly: C-TIME!!!!!!!!
by WSBD November 22, 2011
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Timed-Fap

Noun - The Process of Masturbating to Orgasm before a certain time.
I need to finish before my parents get home! Time for a Timed-Fap!
by TheGioSerg October 23, 2011
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