“ruby always has to call me to open the door when she comes to my house. its likes shes scare of doors”
“that’s such a max moment”
“that’s such a max moment”
by groupchatname October 10, 2023
Get the Max momentmug. by Ethan and hunter June 14, 2018
Get the Maxmug. 
max is the best boy on the planet earth, he's adorable, cool and listening to him talking about banana fish at 3 am is better than anything. we don't talk much right now, but i still appreciate that he was always there for me! he's an awesome friend, he's funny AND he loves omori! unbelieveable! i've finally found the perfect boy i've waited my whole life for! we love max zajdel very much<3
by rin<3 November 20, 2021
Get the max zajdelmug. the theory that if any cord leading from ones phone can be caught on an obstacle and become dislodged from the compartment of the device, it fucking shall.
by Ah Nu Cheeki Breeki Iv Damke March 15, 2017
Get the Max's Lawmug. Max is a very horny guy with a cock that is 2 inches when hard thinks he gets all the ladies but reallly doesn’t has the worst taste in girls and might aswell be a ponce
Max is a ponce
by anonymous December 9, 2021
Get the Maxmug. 