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Josh M is a Twat.
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Josh is a very loyal friend, almost as loyal as a dog. UNTIL you cross him. You cross a Josh, and he will cross you off his list... for life! Witty, knowledgeable, Josh tends to grasp new concepts with their feet on the ground running. Warning: a Josh may become fiery when talking about politics. There are some words to avoid at all costs when talking to a Josh. These trigger words usually accumulate over the lifetime of a Josh. A Josh can be very strong and handy. A friend that will give you the shirt off his back, unless he thinks you're an idiot. Joshs have little tolerance for stupid people. And don't even get him STARTED on lazy people. It's also worth noting that Josh can become gassy after meals. Joshs tend to be on time always. They do not have respect for anyone who is not punctual! When a Josh gets frustrated, he will just walk away!
That Josh sure is a Wise man!!
by Popcornfart December 1, 2022
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An American guy stuck in a Chinese man's body. He's a handsome man, well spoken, intelligent, but lacks the social charisma to build long term friendship and intimacy. Often finds himself conflicted unable to make decisions and get stuck in mental loops. Likes to blame the world and outside variables and does not like to be held accountable. Will also steal your food if you do not keep an on him.

Josh loves to travel to eastern European countries such as Bulgaria and Albania. Favorite cuisine is Peruvian food.
e.g " My wife's ex husband was a Josh..... I have nothing to be worried about!
by Janzappan December 2, 2022
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Josh is known for his inability to have social interactions. He asks you to call him "Jushy wushy 😩". Josh never understands sarcasm and continues to defend himself after you explain how obvious the sarcasm was. Josh is best friends with "brick" and "henerous".. 🧐🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓😬😯🤡😲
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josh can be used as a word to trick/tease someone, and can be used as a name, but no is joke
josh is person no haha funny

if you say josh as a joke you are a fatherus missingus
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Josh is the gayest guy i will ever meet. He says he isn’t but everyone knows he is. Overall pretty chill guy but very very gay.
Person 1: hey have you seen that new kid josh?

person 2 : yeah gayest person ever
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Has a big nose
Josh has a massive nose and it gets in the way of his eyes
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