Horse paster

Conservative American so dumb they will eat anti parasitic medicine for farm animals instead of getting a free covid vaccine shot.

The horse pasters outside the Warren rally really needed to proofread their signs.

by Redditor73 September 12, 2021

Jolly Horse

When you stick your dick in a girls butthole and start spinning it in a rotating motion to make it wider

I gave my girlfriend a Jolly Horse

For christmas I gifted my son a Jolly Horse

by m3rkv3l0c1ty July 17, 2022

horse

animal with 4 legs, likes to party,

damn this dude crazy, yea nvm he a horse

by poopoodaadaa August 20, 2023

Horse Clean

An industrial shower nozzle, body loofa or elephant grade type soap. Usually used on extremely large and filthy people.

Mike is so fat he washes himself with a rag on a stick.

Fuck that shit! That stanky ass mothafucka needs Horse Clean.

by Mega Hemroids May 9, 2020

horse cock

a secret message between friends where someone says 'horse' and the other friend says 'cock'. do not ask why people do it, it's just funny.

Person A: hey, person B.
Person B: What's up?
Person A: Horse.
Person B: Cock!
Both: Horse Cock!

by unkoolaid August 29, 2021

Bangin' horses

An act not limited to, but includes placing a wager on a race horse and winning that wager.

Tommy is bangin' horses really well today.

by Lour-des Monster February 4, 2020

horsed the duck

A variation of "screwed the pooch". Visualize duck stepped on by horse.

What a screwup. He horsed the duck.

by barber of seville January 19, 2018