Quite possibly the largest gathering of braindead retards in all of the DMV. Many of their football players are barely able to pass their classes due to being let into the school for being morbidly obese in 8th grade. All the females hate it there becuase all the guys are focused on each other since they are all extremely homosexual and hungry for nothing but cock. They have an rotc program which pumps out more morons by the minute than georgetown prep. They routinley get raped by Gonzaga in basketball, soccer, and rugby, as well as football, as long as the refs arent sjc alumni and/or payed off by the program. Many times during the D.C. classic basketball tournemnt hosted by Gonzaga, a st johns freshmen is seen sitting alone in the Gonzaga student section during a boring prep vs. st johns game, living out his dreams becuase he couldn't get into gonzaga. St. Johns is commonly refered to as a "safety school" during the 8th grade highschool application process due to their incredibly low academic standards. Anyone with a heartbeat can easily get in to st johns and be a cadet, whatever the fuck that is. The small and quiet st johns booster club often cheers to oxygen at basketball games becuase they can't sellout a game like gonzaga can, due to the fact that the team would struggle against a ymca team of 40 year olds who "would have gone pro if it wasn't for the knee." Every girl that goes there knows that she would choose visi, stone ridge, or holy child given the option.
Guy: I go to St. Johns College Highschool
Girl: Get the fuck away from me you braindead moranic tard!
Guy: I go to Gonzaga.
Girl: I want you inside me.
Girl: Get the fuck away from me you braindead moranic tard!
Guy: I go to Gonzaga.
Girl: I want you inside me.
by jawnster January 23, 2024
Get the St. Johns College Highschoolmug. The place where friendships, relationships and enemies are made or broken. Everyone who went through the stress of going here never had the intention of "entering to learn" or "departing to serve", but instead came here because of the faces that would greet them at the canteen ready to scab money from everything that had a heartbeat. the people who you would leave to New World with at lunch and chill at Grasslees with. In my time at TC, I have made many accomplishments and achievements that everyone should try to achieve as well, such as climbing the rugby posts, climbing the tower at the canteen, being egged by the yr13 leavers, doing massive drifts with a bicycle on the field, kicking an uncountable amount of balls on the gym roof, getting a detention with the deans, getting involved with more activities (yes it is worth it), being hammered in the face with a dodge ball, do not do survivor though, it is a waste of money and you are going to lose, spending every afternoon at grasslees and swimming in the river. Anyone who is lucky enough to go to this school is guaranteed to leave with good memories and relationships that will last forever.
by MrLucasIsALegend November 24, 2019
Get the tawa collegemug. Commonly used by inmates who stream online as an alternative word for jail or prison. College us used to through off any snitches who may be watching the live stream.
Man 1: Yo bro you in college? How many semesters you got left?
Man 2: I did two semesters I got three more to go before I know if I passed or not.
Man 2: I did two semesters I got three more to go before I know if I passed or not.
by Pinkfever June 20, 2023
Get the Collegemug. a secondary term for the words "prison" or "jail"
Typically used by Italian Americans, it is a polite way to tell or ask someone about their experiences in jail, without using such a charged word around potential family members
Typically used by Italian Americans, it is a polite way to tell or ask someone about their experiences in jail, without using such a charged word around potential family members
Jon: "Hey Ricky how was College?"
Ricky: "Well you know how College goes, maybe I didn't learn the right things"
Ricky: "Well you know how College goes, maybe I didn't learn the right things"
by hischransen August 28, 2023
Get the Collegemug. school full of eshays and full of mullets, very good at sport and music, good range of activities literally the best
ben: wow thats school a legend
kids in mullet: SIUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
yr 12 coordinates: yh east doncaster secondary college
kids in mullet: SIUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
yr 12 coordinates: yh east doncaster secondary college
by derpythincow March 13, 2022
Get the east doncaster secondary collegemug. Michigander: What's that you've got in that elliptical glass dish?
Georgian: That's just some college cheese!
Michigander: Oh yeah, what university did it come from?
Georgian: No, I mean curds and whey! You know, that stuff Little Miss Muffet was eating while sitting on that tuffet!
Michigander: Oh, you mean cottage cheese!
Georgian: That's what I said, college cheese!
Georgian: That's just some college cheese!
Michigander: Oh yeah, what university did it come from?
Georgian: No, I mean curds and whey! You know, that stuff Little Miss Muffet was eating while sitting on that tuffet!
Michigander: Oh, you mean cottage cheese!
Georgian: That's what I said, college cheese!
by Seshie February 15, 2019
Get the college cheesemug. Award given to a college student kitchen that has produced dishes other than pasta, couscous, and scrambled eggs. Prize includes a set of forks that match each other.
Gaia: “I went over to Brooke’s last night and she made baked potatoes with mushrooms.”
Sammy: “Someone give that girl a College Michelin Star.”
Sammy: “Someone give that girl a College Michelin Star.”
by daltonjfk September 27, 2019
Get the College Michelin Starmug.