Welcome to one of the only places where the richest kids act like the most ghetto. Where the “streets” is The Emerald Estates, the “crib” is a multi million dollar mansion, and “having nothing” is getting everything you want from your parents. You’ll find the most pretentious and unloyal women that most definitely vape. They have the mental capacity of a 6 year old, and cheat 24/7 for “mental health” (they wonder why they’re always “depressed”). Though some staff are great most don’t like you, and are borderline racist/ discriminatory unless you’re already their friend. The pep rally’s are boring and it’s like the cheerleaders are hyping up empty bleachers. Now for academics, here at CP we let the dumbest kids succeed with the lowest score u can get is a 51. If you are in the academy you are probably smart or borderline suicidal, if you are in the academy you are probably borderline suicidal, but if you aren’t in the academy then good luck getting a good teacher.
In conclusion: if you’re going to CP get out as soon as you can.
In conclusion: if you’re going to CP get out as soon as you can.
Random student 1: “did you hear about the kid who was stabbed in a shadow boxing match?”
Random student 2: “no where was it?”
Random student 1: “College Park High School”
Random student 2: “of course it was”
Random student 2: “no where was it?”
Random student 1: “College Park High School”
Random student 2: “of course it was”
by Crustymuffin780 May 24, 2023
Get the College Park High Schoolmug. The absolute fucking worst place on earth.
Stepping foot in this school grantees one of two things happening.
1. you instantly cop a shitty mullet
2. you instantly cop barcodes on the wrists and chop your dick off.
Stepping foot in this school grantees one of two things happening.
1. you instantly cop a shitty mullet
2. you instantly cop barcodes on the wrists and chop your dick off.
"Damn he's hot as fuck" "Jennifer, he goes to Seaford Secondary College, avoid it girl. He's either gay or eshay"
by Mrs Fraser December 12, 2021
Get the Seaford Secondary Collegemug. by please throw your phone away June 19, 2024
Get the Padua Collegemug. by Evan donaldson September 7, 2020
Get the Lurgan Collegemug. everyones either a fcking homophobe or really gay. no in between. put some basic wannabe white girls who seriously lack any human interaction skills in a place that... smells bad all the time. everyone's unhappy. loosen that chastity belt and get a life bro. some people are solid though. if you find your people its not terrible :/
by dollypie December 19, 2024
Get the college sainte-marcellinemug. A college in Beloit, Kansas. Nickname "tech college", Nickname for students "techers", Nick name for girls who get with guys who go to the college "techer toys" or "techer pecker"
Last Night I saw a techer get trashed in his dorm at the North Central Kansas technical College.
I just saw (Girls Name) over at the dorms, what a techer toy.
I just saw (Girls Name) over at the dorms, what a techer toy.
by BOOM toasted December 3, 2011
Get the North Central Kansas Technical Collegemug. noun•
The coldest place on earth… after mt Everest.
The home to the funniest people in South Africa.
The coldest place on earth… after mt Everest.
The home to the funniest people in South Africa.
by Pink lemonade 👑 November 21, 2021
Get the Stanford Lake Collegemug.