Max

They type of guy to make others feel great about themselves even though hes the saddest of them all. He makes alot of stupid mistakes that could have been avoided easily. He cares for all his friends as if they were family he will do anything for them to the point where he becomes under their control. if you find a Max keep him he's worth it!
your a total max.
by Tyler black July 24, 2019
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Every third Austrian young adult for some reason.
A: His name is Max.

B: Seriously? Another one?!
by SomeRandomAustrianGuy February 14, 2023
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Max, how can you describe him?

He is estimated to have a dick about 1 inch.

Followed by this he has a short temper and loves sucking Jaxson dick while getting fucked by Johnny Sins
by Maxlikescock November 20, 2023
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Max. A Tall white pussy ass homo
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Absolute force and unit able to take out anything/anyone. Dives head first into anything---you don't want to get in the way of a Max. Caught a body and ended a school rally once.
"You just got maxed." "He just maxed a girl and ended the whole rally."
by Hermen123 May 31, 2019
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1. an unusually attractive male that's living life to the fullest capacity available to the human race. Characteristics include kindness, passion, a high intellectual capacity, understanding jokes sometimes, and being well-endowed. Is known to be worldly and adventurous but also likes a cozy night in with his family. A conscientious and assiduous worker during the day, a lover and giver during the evening, a high-octane booty dancer at night until the sun rises. Considered very rare; known to be pursued by men and women alike, and when discovered in the wild they are typically captured at all costs and kept close until the end of time.
2. short for Maxime: really French guy
Parent: What do you want to be when you grow up?
Overachieving Child: I want to be a Max.
Parent: Impressive choice, but are you sure? Might be easier to become an astronaut.
by biggest_fan_88 December 19, 2021
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Max's are cute, energetic people, but can be a dickhead sometimes.
Graeson: Ugh, I hate Max. He's such a dickhead.

Emma: No he's not! He's so cute! But so rude..
by luxuryavocado December 24, 2021
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