by o-doggydog December 26, 2021
A man whose parents thought he was a girl and picked this name. They thought he was a girl because of how truly tiny his penis is. He would give anything to be a girl! His IQ is at least one standard deviation below norm. He talks like a Valley Girl despite being from the East coast. He knew he’d have to marry right out of college on account of how tiny his little peen is. He wants to marry for money, but will probably marry someone who works for a non-profit, and then pretend to be confused by the concept of money. Worse than his stupidity though is his laziness. He thinks because his Grandpa was a doctor that makes him a genius, not recognizing he was given every opportunity and all he has to show for it are a few floaters on the toilet. Worse tho than all of the above is how incredibly mean and vindictive he is—especially to women. You won’t be surprised that he’s gay because his hatred of women is palpable. Also to picture his parents bumping uglies is the ugliest site in the world. Also his gimpy arms and legs and would benefit from having his clothing tailored (ha) because his appendages, like his penis, are hobbit-like. Stupid, selfish, spoiled, obnoxious, lazy and mean.
I don’t want to wipe my own asshole, I’m a Taylor!
I made a BM on the toilet I’m a big boy now (at 28 years old) I’m a Tay! That’s short for Taylor
I made a BM on the toilet I’m a big boy now (at 28 years old) I’m a Tay! That’s short for Taylor
by Big hiney January 27, 2022
by Ogoh June 08, 2021
Taylors a good friend. They can be a bitch sometimes but other than that they’re very loyal. If you buy them food they’ll probably love you forever. They pull ALLLL the girls for sure. They’re not very loving or caring towards people they don’t like, and that is ALMOST everyone.
A girl that is only a big flirt, she will flirt with anyone and anybody’s man she can never commit she will not date you but just play you and she is a awful friend and just uses you and thinks she is soo pretty but honestly she ain’t got nothing special about her. She only follows you on Instagram to get a follow back and then unfollowes you she is also the fake is person you’ll ever meet she’s so fake that you might think she’s made out of plastic
by 10293847 Shaniqua1028474692 November 10, 2019
by mymy223 April 27, 2022
A Taylor is the best friend you can get. Taylors are so kind to everyone around them and they makes friends with everyone too. Although Taylors can get really cranky when they don't get enough sleep, they make up for it with the energy they usually have. They always talk about how they want to prank someone or say something mean to someone, but they are just too nice and they will get mad if people are actually mean. They have no issue with sharing personal info with people they don't know very well.
Person 1: "Oh hey guys it's taylor!"
Person 2: "i don't know her...she looks nice tho"
Taylor: "hi guys!!! Hi person i don't know! guys!!!! my wart just went away!!"
Person 2: "i don't know her...she looks nice tho"
Taylor: "hi guys!!! Hi person i don't know! guys!!!! my wart just went away!!"
by FalconflierEr March 13, 2022