by JGooaup October 29, 2018

Now that I’ve got your attention. HELP!!! IVE SOMEHOW BEEN SUCKED INTO THIS WEBSITE AND MY PHYSICAL AND MENTAL EXISTENCE IS STUCK INSIDE URBANDICTIONARY.COM. FOR THE LOVE OF GOD SOMEONE PLEASE SAVE ME!
by HELPTHEBOY November 23, 2021

Jacob is a pretty cool dude. He is great at cooking (no) He can exhale with the power of Zeus himself, and FINALLY the greatest geologist/architect/CHIC magnet/attracts only NOT sluts
by fkdsopkfaskf;es June 11, 2019

a 6'5 lebo boy with the biggest gap in his mouth, be careful tho bc he might like a person name johanna and not tell u abt it.
by klejuhdy8rliahn kWMB VI iJ October 25, 2022

Jacob is the kind of guy that has gross shaggy hair that he refuses to clean. He usually wears virginity rocks shirts and jokes about dicks. He is offensive to woman too :D he is extremely stupid and will probably grow up to be the creepy gym teacher. Be careful around Jacobs, they might start a rumor that you have slept with multiple guys.
Person 1 : Omg look it’s Jacob! Avert your eyes.
Person 2 : Oh god he is coming!
Jacob: Sup turds. You all look like complete fags today. I’m gonna go vape till smoke comes out of my ears.
Person 2 : that’s not how that works...
Jacob: shut up dweeb. You’re a boomer.
Person 2 : Oh god he is coming!
Jacob: Sup turds. You all look like complete fags today. I’m gonna go vape till smoke comes out of my ears.
Person 2 : that’s not how that works...
Jacob: shut up dweeb. You’re a boomer.
by AppleSausumPossum October 17, 2019

by Coooooolgary February 1, 2022
