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Right Turn Clyde

I always thought this just meant you were a bit retarded. As in, you can only ever make an inside turn. So for us fellow colonialists, "Left turn Clyde". Never go against the flow.. only with it.. lick those windows.

Also apparently means some shit to do with a monkey but.. really?
Person 1: Oh shit, don't get directions from him!
Person 2: Why not?
Person 1: He is a window licker.. he's a proper "Right Turn Clyde". You'll end up going in a circle!
by anonymous October 17, 2021
mugGet the Right Turn Clydemug.

Rights

Usually an authoritative source tells you what your rights are, which is why you have none.
Just about everything in the Constitution and Bill of Rights is an authoritative source telling everyone that didn't write it what their rights will be for the next hundred years or so. Most people have never really had any true rights, billionaires have rights, they do what they want to do. They're also telling everyone else what they want them to do a lot of the time.
by Solid Mantis October 22, 2020
mugGet the Rightsmug.

in North Korea right now

A phrase added to the end of a jinx to counter the jinx.
-I don't think there will be traffic...
-You jinxed it!
-In North Korea right now.
by Architect of Destruction October 2, 2012
mugGet the in North Korea right nowmug.

right

The direction in opposition to left

(that way--->; not this way<---)
We turned right by the big oak tree.
by An average dictionary February 2, 2023
mugGet the rightmug.

right raw

An expression of disrespect towards another verbal or physical
Your about to get your feelings hurt when I get right raw with you
by mrssavage January 6, 2016
mugGet the right rawmug.

shush right now

shush right now is bad word, dont use
user: helo
other user: :shushing_face: shut shush right now
by gorilafaimoasa February 12, 2021
mugGet the shush right nowmug.

Right Pair of Fags

Common insult and greeting used by pikeys. It is used regardless of whether the pikey is talking to 2 people. Possibly caused by lead poisoning after stealing metal from church roofs.
Shemus: What are you looking at you right pair of fags
Single Bystander: What are you talking about you stupid ginger cunt, I am the only one here.
by Rich Stone August 27, 2013
mugGet the Right Pair of Fagsmug.

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