Capri sun porn

Basically a porn video where a capri sun is present in every frame of the video just watching the actors do the the act

I swear this Capri sun porn is getting out of hand

by sheilp December 19, 2019

marge simpson porn

Why do you search "marge simpson porn" at urbandictionary?

marge simpson porn

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creeper man porn

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by creeperman February 02, 2022

creeper man porn

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by creeperman February 02, 2022

Lightning Mcqueen Porn

Lightning McQueen porn is a really good piece of porn, my friend was the one who created it. It's the one where he opens his trunk and shows dick inside his engine

I like lightning mcqueen porn!

by ralsei milk October 06, 2023

Gay midget porn

The best type of porn

"What is gay midget porn"
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by Gay midget porn enjoyer October 31, 2022

food porn tv

same as "car dealer tv" ie: "broadcast" tv , where the PRIMARY concern is getting your MONEY !!
NOT how many toxins one puts in themselves OR the environment !

an ad with a display of BEAUTIFUL, SEXY, YUMMY, FOOD ! (a burger looking so good you could almost have sex with it !)

i saw an ad for FOOLSLEY'S burgers and started getting 'moist' ! , gotten again by food porn tv !

food porn tv was giving michaela a stomach 'BONER' !!

ie: "GET in my guts, but don't make me FAT !!"

by michael foolsley January 21, 2023