Five mile fake out

when your checking out someone from a distance and when you get closer it turn out it was nothing like what you thought she/him would look like.
dang that girl in the blue dress looks good *walks closer to girl* uuhhhmmm never mind its a five mile fake out, she looks 40.
by Santa’s brother June 27, 2018
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Date your fake sister day

December 5 is the day you should say your fake sister and if y’all like it then y’all should date fake sister or fake brother go for it ! I mean try summ new!!
by Lowkeykeen December 05, 2020
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Fake-vegan

'I dont like meat'

2 days later eats meat!

Fake-vegan
by Courtney Sweeny February 04, 2019
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Fake vegan

Someone who eats mostly vegan products but will eat the occasional seafood because it’s fire 🔥
Today is one of my fake vegan days, I’ll think I’ll order Salmon sliders !
by Up Psi Smitty October 01, 2020
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Fake a Shit

The act of hiding out in the bathroom stall while checking your phone for a 1/2 hour
Chad pulled a fake a shit, I heard, his phone, playing angry birds while he was in the shitter
by Psyko Tek May 31, 2014
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Fake Smart

Fake Smart is when you are not smart by IQ and you don't study, but you are good at guessing on tests due to your thought process.
Alex is fake smart, but people mistake him for smart due to his scores.
by Shugga1002 December 03, 2018
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A faking

A faking
A faking
by April 14, 2022
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