Guy 1: Hey man I just downloaded Monster Hunter Now.
Guy 2: Good, you need the exercise you fucking beach ball.
Guy 2: Good, you need the exercise you fucking beach ball.
by The_Violator702 September 27, 2023
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a person who's daily water intake comes from the first ingredient on the back of a can of monster. usually roid-raging douchebags who bench 225 once and think they're hot shit. you can find them in one of 2 places; either in a 7/11 harassing some poor minimum wage worker, or passed out in the back alley after challenging someone who knowns how to fight TO a fight. typical attire includes tanktops, baggy pants, shitty mohawks or buzzcuts, and of course it will have the monster logo on it.
bands include: five finger death punch, godsmack, pantera, kid rock, etc.
a person who's daily water intake comes from the first ingredient on the back of a can of monster. usually roid-raging douchebags who bench 225 once and think they're hot shit. you can find them in one of 2 places; either in a 7/11 harassing some poor minimum wage worker, or passed out in the back alley after challenging someone who knowns how to fight TO a fight. typical attire includes tanktops, baggy pants, shitty mohawks or buzzcuts, and of course it will have the monster logo on it.
bands include: five finger death punch, godsmack, pantera, kid rock, etc.
Mike: "Jeremy! JEREMY!!! Turn your stupid ass fucking music down, you synthol-loving monster chugger!"
Jeremy: "YOU WANNA FUCKIN GO, BRO? HUH? BITCH!!"
Jeremy: "YOU WANNA FUCKIN GO, BRO? HUH? BITCH!!"
by elgoberman October 1, 2023
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p1: is that monster 0
p2: no it's King Ghidorah
p3: you mean triple headed yellow electricity dragon thing
p2: no it's King Ghidorah
p3: you mean triple headed yellow electricity dragon thing
by THESUPERLONGWORDPERSONCOOL October 28, 2023
Get the monster 0 mug.The most ignorant and volatile person to exist. She is chunky with an absurd muffin top. Her eyes seep out of her head because she’s sucked so much dick. You could mistake her as an “Oompa Loompa” from Charlie in the Chocolate Factory. (Johnny Depp Edition: 2005). Nobody has ever told her to shut the fuck up but it clearly should’ve been done long before now. She smells so rotten and crusty it makes your eyes and nose run. If she shut the fuck up and applied any of that hot garbage that comes out of her mouth, into her own life. She just might get somewhere.
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Us Treasury better pay our Country Bank Utilities Numonie Bank Offers Utility to keep the debt gone with monetary Credit he invented
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Person: did you hear how much Jack spent on monster drinks? i heard he spent like 100$ on monster in just a week!
Person 2: i fucking knew it, i could tell Jack was a monster slut from the day we met.
Person 2: i fucking knew it, i could tell Jack was a monster slut from the day we met.
by Landa the monster addict November 17, 2023
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