May 3rd

National give your girlfriend unlimited kisses day

“Ahh it’s May 3rd, the day my girlfriend loves”

by GrantG56 May 2, 2022

May 19th

National send a booty picture day!

Hey its may 19th, yk what day it is!
Yes i do!! Give me a sec

by Caleb__021 May 18, 2022

Kai Mai

Someone who is a lying hoe and fucks older dudes that has mini dicks and sucks fat titties. You are Kai Mai. Bitch you Kai Mai

My ex boyfriend is a Kai Mai

by drinkitupdadi June 10, 2018

May 34

If you're born on May 34, you are lucky to be alive.

moajestocia was born on May 34, I wonder if she's a creepypasta.

by Mom's Daughters October 30, 2020

26th May

Stop asking your future wife for nudes day.

horny big boy: nudes please 🥹🙏🏼
gf: not today nah it’s 26th May

by alarkaris May 26, 2024

May 5th

National send titty and ass pics to your bf day

An amazing time of the year where you get to show your special someone what you've got under all them clothes

"Hey babe, it's May 5th, national send titty and ass pics to you bf day, would you?"

" oh yes of course babe, here you go."

by A YETTY Xx May 4, 2022

11th May

The day when a Doraemon was born a cute and short Doraemon.

Oh, u were born on 11th May? now I get why u look like a Doraemon

by Doraemon's lover :) November 23, 2021