When a girl, typically a weird one, puts her vagina on your knee and starts to ride it vigorously until she climaxes. It usually does nothing for the guy and his knee thats involved.
Elizabeth-I wanna have an orgasm.
Me-Okay..I can help with that!
Elizabeth-Let me ride your knee.
Me-Wtf? Okay..
Elizabeth-No don't watch the movie! Watch me give you a sexy knee job. I've had a lot of practice.
Me-Uh-mm.. this is doing nothing for me.
Elizabeth- Sh-shh! I'm almost done!
Me-Okay..I can help with that!
Elizabeth-Let me ride your knee.
Me-Wtf? Okay..
Elizabeth-No don't watch the movie! Watch me give you a sexy knee job. I've had a lot of practice.
Me-Uh-mm.. this is doing nothing for me.
Elizabeth- Sh-shh! I'm almost done!
by MC Hammer! December 8, 2010
Get the Knee Jobmug. A manicure.
I went into the spa and asked for a hand job. They sat me down at a table and the technician across from me buffed my nails, trimmed my cuticles, and massaged lotion into my hands. It was a relaxing experience and I left satisfied.
by Grammy in the Red House January 17, 2010
Get the Hand Jobmug. by Stantin January 5, 2008
Get the paint jobmug. 1. Keith was muscling in on Toby's turf, so he called in a hatchet job on him
2. It's a common hatchet job to fake rumors of a political opponent's affair.
2. It's a common hatchet job to fake rumors of a political opponent's affair.
by instantR May 27, 2006
Get the hatchet jobmug. by Farmer Jizzohn September 29, 2008
Get the Farm Jobmug. A progressive death metal/screamo band from arizona. Their music contains intense shreding, violent horrific lyrics, and screamo that is uncomparable to any other screamo, cuz its just too beast.
A true n00b could never handle the sound produced by Job for a Cowboy.
If you're a fan of rap music or pop rock, and you're in the 30 mile proximity radius of Job for a Cowboy...run your ass back to your house, hide in your closet, and hang yourself, and while you hang there dying, slit your wrists til you bleed dry, speeding up the process of your death, redeeming for the fact that you're unworthy of existing in the presence of Job for a Cowboy...even tho they might be 30 miles away.
If you're a fan of rap music or pop rock, and you're in the 30 mile proximity radius of Job for a Cowboy...run your ass back to your house, hide in your closet, and hang yourself, and while you hang there dying, slit your wrists til you bleed dry, speeding up the process of your death, redeeming for the fact that you're unworthy of existing in the presence of Job for a Cowboy...even tho they might be 30 miles away.
by Beast Lee May 15, 2007
Get the Job for a Cowboymug. Getting a blow job from a ghost. This has only ever been known to happen to Dan Aykroyd's character in Ghostbusters.
I slept through the ghost job because I passed out when the ghost lady floating above me undid my pants.
by ghost fan June 10, 2008
Get the ghost jobmug.