waffle god

The "supreme of all waffles and gods", often accompanied by a waffle demigod. Despite what the name would lead you to believe, its just some scrub muffin with an unhealthy addiction to waffles.

"I'm a waffle god, respect me peasant"

"No you're not Noah. You're a scrub muffin. And so is Kaeleb."

by CanIgetuhburgerkingfootlettuce May 11, 2018

fire god

When you stick a burning branch up her or his asshole

I fire god your dog last night.

by Paris is gay May 12, 2018

gods leaf

Marijuana aka weed :)

I tried growing some of gods leaf and it died :(

by _hehehe_ January 18, 2018

God dropping

Just like name dropping, but adding a Christian/religious terminology into normal conversation.

Thanks for the birthday wishes, I was blessed to see so many family and friends - That is God Dropping

I can't change the way I am, God made me this way - That is God Dropping

by wobbles_au November 21, 2011

God Time

The official time down to the minute. Sometimes watches can be "fast" or "slow" by a few or a lot of minutes and not always match the World Clock. Cell Phones and Computers are the exception since they are regulated and keep a consistent time. The time displayed on your cell phone is God Time.

Person 1: What time is it?

Person 2: *looks at watch*"It is 4:46 pm"

Person 3: *Looks at cellphone* "According to God time it is 4:50 pm"

by Luna_hermione October 4, 2011

praise be to God

I love god

God is good

I love Christ

I pray “Praise be to God” every fucking day of my life now that I’m a non-denominational Christian

by Bad C dev June 10, 2023

God's Tear

The most indestructible thing on the planet, behind the Jeep Cherokee XJ. Created by first making a Prince Rupert's Drop, then melting off the tail. The head of a PRD is indestructible, but any damage to its tail will shatter it; removing the tail leaves only the head, making it impossible to break.

I made a God's Tear for science, and now I've broken many hammers trying to break it.

by Archigan June 12, 2023