sugar cookie sleigh ride

1. When one eats a cookie edible followed by line of cocaine.

2. A terrible flavor of sleepy time tea.

Last time I had a sugar cookie sleigh ride I punched holes in the wall and passed out.

by rw3arm November 6, 2017

cookie cutter chick

The a-typical middle or high school girl that you don't want lend your sweatshirt to in fear of not getting it back. They try to be like every other girl in their school and become like them and typically wear yoga pants and white converses. Essentially how they appear on the outside doesn't differ much from other girls almost making them look like they were made from cookie cutters, hence the name cookie cutter chick. Look up thot for a wider reference.

Man, she is such a cookie cutter chick. Get yourself a unique girl.

by He who tattoos honey badgers November 11, 2017

yeast cookie

When she had a yeast infection in her vagina and you proceed to have sex with said vagina

My girl just got a yeast cookie

by Pushy destroyer November 24, 2017

bring me a cookie

street name for a bundle of heroin

Can you bring me a cookie Yo!

by MaD X December 7, 2017

mad cookies

Cookies that are proposed to be delicious, but fall short of expectations.

They cause the partaken to become enraged.

Those cookies won't even good , they were straight mad cookies.

by Bakedgoods December 4, 2017

cookie monster

Somebody who engages in performative allyship in order to figuratively earn cookies from marginalized folks and/or other allies.

Given that Tracy is herself white, she looks like a huge cookie monster every time she goes and Facebook an announces how much she's fed up with white people.

by PoppyLand February 21, 2018

cookie

A digital copy of a human consciousness (emerging in black Mirror series). First appeared in White Christmas, the cookies then became a noticeable element of the show, especially widely mentioned in the last episode.

"You're a simulated brainful of code, stored in this little winget we call a "cookie". - Matt, explaining things to Greta (White Christmas).

Nanette Cole: This is a dream... It has to be.
Walton: It's more like an eternal waking nightmare, from which there is no escape.
(USS Callister)

"Monkey loves you... Monkey needs a hug" - Carrie being a toy (Black Museum).

by owldespair March 6, 2018